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女士先生們,以下是網路音樂與電視歷史的三分鐘歡唱版本,TED 集錦,TEDley!
♫週六晚上九點♫
♫唱片行已停止營業♫
♫我打開熟悉的 iTunes 線上音樂♫
♫馬上有了歸屬感♫
♫因為 Steve Jobs 會找出一首我愛的歌♫
♫最帥的是只要付一塊錢♫
♫我只要鍵入搜尋就有了專輯名稱♫
♫身上只穿著我的可愛睡衣及酷襪♫
♫來首曲子吧,音樂人♫
♫我的 iPod 還有 10G可以裝歌♫
♫我們確實想要更高的相容性♫
♫但 Steve 更熱衷於主導全局♫
♫聽說昨晚的《慾望師奶》很讚♫
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Ladies and gentlemen: The history of music and television on the Internet in three minutes. A TED medley. A TEDley.
♫ It's nine o' clock on a Saturday ♫
♫ The record store's closed for the night ♫
♫ So I fire up the old iTunes music store ♫
♫ And soon I am feeling all right ♫
♫ I know Steve Jobs can find me a melody ♫
♫ With one-dollar pricing that rocks ♫
♫ I can type in the track and get album names back ♫
♫ While still in my PJs and socks ♫
♫ Sell us a song, you're the music man ♫
♫ My iPod's still got 10 gigs to go ♫
♫ Yes, we might prefer more compatibility ♫
♫ But Steve likes to run the whole show ♫
♫ I heard Desperate Housewives was great last night ♫
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♫但我的魚都臭酸了(雙關:呼應影集)♫
♫我扔掉快餐後心想,「沒關係」♫
♫今晚我仍可以在 iPod 上慢慢欣賞♫
♫現今所有的聯播網都已連結在一起♫
♫一場秀只要兩塊錢,零廣告♫
♫這是所有人都一直想嘗試的做法♫
♫但只有 Steve Jobs 夠帶種♫
♫有人說年輕的一代不再看電視♫
♫只掛在網路上♫
♫但那不屬實,他們錯了♫
♫我們只是習慣了最長兩分鐘的片子♫
♫Hey♫
♫我上了 YouTube♫
♫我上了 YouTube♫
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♫ But I had a bad piece of cod ♫
♫ As I threw up my meal, I thought, "It's no big deal" ♫
♫ I'll watch it tonight on my pod ♫
♫ And now all of the networks are joining in ♫
♫ Two bucks a show without ads ♫
♫ It's a business those guys always wanted to try ♫
♫ But only Steve Jobs had the nads ♫
♫ They say we're young, don't watch TV ♫
♫ They say the Internet is all we see ♫
♫ But that's not true; they've got it wrong ♫
♫ See, all our shows are just two minutes long ♫
♫ Hey ♫
♫ I got YouTube ♫
♫ I got YouTube ♫
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現在,女士先生們,讓我們向「美國攝錄產業協會」致敬,RIAA!
♫年輕人,你孤獨地上著網♫
♫接著,年輕人,你下載了一首歌♫
♫但,笨蛋,你竟將歌複製到 iPod♫
♫隨後你接到電話說♫
♫你已經遭到 R-I-A-A 起訴♫
♫R-I-A-A 把你毀了♫
♫他們的律師團說你犯法♫
♫但只是告誡你不要再犯♫
♫不知道自己在幹嘛的 R-I-A-A♫
♫司法在 R-I-A-A 變得如此無知♫
♫你剽竊了樂團的創作♫
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And now, ladies and gentlemen ... a tribute to the Recording Industry Association of America, the RIAA!
♫ Young man, you were surfin' along ♫
♫ And then, young man, you downloaded a song ♫
♫ And then, dumb man, copied it to your pod ♫
♫ Then a phone call came to tell you ... ♫
♫ You've just been sued by the R-I-A-A ♫
♫ You've just been screwed by the R-I-A-A ♫
♫ Their attorneys say you committed a crime ♫
♫ And there'd better not be a next time -- ♫
♫ They've lost their minds at the R-I-A-A ♫
♫ Justice is blind at the R-I-A-A ♫
♫ You're depriving the bands ♫
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♫更學會了偷竊♫
♫但你不能如此為所欲為♫
♫CD 銷售量年年下滑♫
♫他們其實不貪心,只是很擔心♫
♫當然,如果生意快做不下去了♫
♫因為我們下載所有的音樂♫
♫Yeah,R-I-A-A 會很不爽♫
♫R-I-A-A 不再出版膠片♫
♫他們的做法實在可笑♫
♫程度無人能及♫
♫讓所有的顧客入監♫
♫誰會是 R-I-A-A 的下一個目標?♫
♫還有什麼會惹火 R-I-A-A ?♫
♫也許是吹口哨?♫
♫也許哼歌?♫
♫或是在歌中嘲諷他們?♫
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♫ You are learning to steal ♫
♫ You can't do whatever you feel ♫
♫ CD sales have dropped every year ♫
♫ They're not greedy, they're just quaking with fear ♫
♫ Yes indeedy, what if their end is near ♫
♫ And we download all their music ♫
♫ Yeah, that would piss of the R-I-A-A ♫
♫ No plastic discs from the R-I-A-A ♫
♫ What a way to make friends ♫
♫ It's a plan that can't fail ♫
♫ All your customers off to jail ♫
♫ Who'll be next for the R-I-A-A? ♫
♫ What else is vexing the R-I-A-A? ♫
♫ Maybe whistling a tune? ♫
♫ Maybe humming a song? ♫
♫ Maybe mocking them in a song? ♫
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